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My success is measured by these kind of faces. @emmajoyfulford is definitely easy to please, so you could say I’m pretty fuggin’ successful.

My personal Celebrity @emmajoyfulford

So stoked for @emmajoyfulford venturing off into full time writing! New York Times Best Selling Author in her rookie stages!

Here’s an obnoxious song I sung to Emma on our honey moon a few years ago and still sing it today. I made up the lyrics and tune as I went, “♫ And I looove myyy wife, YES I do. And I looove myyy wife, YES it’s true. And I looove myyy wife, through and through. Yes I dooo, yes I dooo. ♫”

Evidence that I’m the most successful man in the world.

How we fall asleep and wake up, everyday. #bestfriendwife

Morning read. #stillonvacation

#idontevenliftbro #highcarbvegan #lazyassvegan #idopushupssometimes #iliketoridebikes #andplaybaseball #plantpowered #sugariskey #hydrationiskey #carbthefuckup #fatmakesyoufat #oilfree #donutfree #cottagecheesefree #stillveganstilllean #vegantillidie

American defeats Brit in his own game on #4thofJuly #IndependenceDay #merican #croquet

Celebrating America’s Birthday with a game of Croquet? #whenintheUK #4thofJuly